Why am I Single? ? ?

1.  Because I have built walls around my heart. So even if someone starts getting close to me they cannot penetrate through the walls as I have used Ambuja cement. [:-P] And if by any chance I get a proposal, I am angry about it. So you see, NO chance! 
   
   
2. Because I cannot imagine falling in love, not that it is something to imagine but still ‘Me in Love' is the joke of my life and I can really laugh about it for hours. In fact I have been laughing for a long while now. [Hopeless Romantic of all times.]
   
   
3.  Because even though it was for a short time period but I had the best relationship which had no demands, no expectations, and no complaints. When they started arising, the relationship ended. [:-P]
   
   
4. Because I cannot tolerate any kind of dominance and the ones I see these days, ‘Why do you upload your photo on FB’ ‘Deactivate your account’ ‘You can’t talk to other guys’ ‘you can’t click a photo with them because you’re with me’ 'blah blah blah' are simply unbelievable. You say so to me and I will kick you in the nuts. Even if I love you you’ll just be a part of my life and NOT my life. (Now you know why I say I fail to understand love stuff)
   
   
5. Because I believe that the guy should know the best and the worst part of me before getting into a relationship so that there’s no ‘You’ve changed’ in the relationship. Just knowing that I am extremely moody would be fine because then whatever I do would be because of my ‘mood swings’ [Bwahahaha :D ]
   
   
6. Because he cannot be my best friend (Refer to #1) so he can not actually get to know me. I already have a guy best friend (since there were no walls then) and I do not see myself letting anyone else share that position. My BFF is going to be the number one on my list no matter how many guys I bump into.
   
   
7. Also because my guy best friend knows me in and out, I do not see why I would want anyone else. Also no guy is going to be okay with the kind of relationship I have with my BFF as I would prefer to forget my boyfriend but not my best friend. And I cannot tolerate any possessiveness and insecurities when it comes to him, either you are okay with us or you’re out of my life.
   
   
8. Because I have been surrounded with so many relationship problems (of my friends)  that I believe I won’t have time for my own love. Sometimes it feels like it’s me who is suffering and not the speaker.[:'( :'(]
   
   
9. Because my mom said don’t get into this stuff till you’re well settled in your life. (As if falling in love and settlement have any guarantee but I prefer to follow her words for the time being.)
   
   
10. And of all reasons, because I have now challenged my guy best friend that I am going to have a guy better than him in every single aspect even if I do not see how [:-P :-/] but yes I will win the challenge!

10 REASONS... Not Bad!!!

These reasons may/may not make sense. The best thing is that I have got myself a new blog post which seems hilarious. See where I have come, of all things now I write about this at three in the morning. And honestly, I do not give a damn to my relationship status even though I crib about not having a boy friend. I was bored and was thinking about the recent meeting with my BFF and his all time taunts “Tujhe kya bolu mai, tu to single hai! [HAHAHA]” So I was actually wondering about it. [:-P] At least now I know why I keep saying ‘I choose to be single.’ Ten reasons! Not bad. I think all of it makes sense. What about you? ? ?